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Movie merchandise that i wish they would make

There is a huge variety of merchandise out there for films: action figures, books, mugs, t-shirts and so on. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are the movie spin off gear we all want, but will never get.

  • A lightsabre that actually slices and dices. Yeah, even since we saw it take off a hand in that cantina we’ve all wanted one- dont lie. You’ll start fights in the street just because you’ve found someone else with one, you’ll no longer have to make the noises yourself and you’ll be able to have it in a number of colours. People would be duelling like samurais all over the place and every nerd’s dream will come true. Just make sure you dont slice your own arm off.
  • The DeLorean DMC-12 car. Yup, the time travelling care from the Back to the future movies, Everyone would love the oppitunity to change something in their past- now here’s their chance. The only problem is, everyone will want one, and with everyone doing it the past will be changing every five minutes and the universe will implode. Nah, just kidding, but in changing the past, how much would we affect the future? Plus with the 80′s retro fad in full swing, that is one damn cool car to be seen in.
  • The Hellraiser Lament configuration box. Satan’s version of the Rubix cube will make sure Pinhead pays a visit to whoever you hand it to -in laws, bill collectors, siblings -the list is endless. Jenny in marketing about to getting your well deserved promotion? Not now their not. Everyone trying to get in your way now gets a one way trip -south of the equator. Be careful that in your boredom you dont find yourself picking it up, this is one paperweight that can be murder.

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